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Mallory Ortberg Quotes:

Life: b. November 28, 1986

Birthday: November 28

As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.

- Mallory Ortberg

topic: Sex, Jobs, Blow, Blow Job

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