Ocupation: Poet
Life: b. June 18, 1932
Birthday: June 18
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie..
topic: Book, Dumb, Rough Drafts, Snooki, Lotion, Publishers