Snooki Quotes:

My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

- Charlie Day

topic: Parent, Snooki

Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.

- David Letterman

topic: Bars, Blame, Snooki

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

- Holly Madison

topic: Pickles, Snooki, Sucker

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

- Margaret Cho

topic: Beautiful, People, Giving, Jersey Shore, Snooki

I like to watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin. I couldn't lose myself in the show anymore because there I was.

- Anne Hathaway

source: Interview with Chelsea Handler, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 16, 2011.

topic: Mtv, Watches, Saws, Snooki, Escapists

One of the jobs of a writer is to add nuance and ambiguity to that straight line that people often draw to very specific kinds of heroism. Most of us don't get to be Snooki. For most of us heroism has to be in our everyday lives.

- John Green

source: Interview with Jade Chang, www.goodreads.com. December, 2012.

topic: Jobs, People, Everyday, Snooki

Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie..

- Geoffrey Hill

topic: Book, Dumb, Rough Drafts, Snooki, Lotion

The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold fact that In Search of Lost Time, by Marcel Proust, is better than A Shore Thing, by Snooki. And it may be; Snooki definitely has more one-star reviews on Amazon. But if literary value is real, no one seems to be able to locate it or define it very well. We're increasingly adrift in a grey void of aesthetic relativism.

- Lev Grossman

topic: Stars, Real, Ideas, Stone Cold, Snooki

Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.

- Andre Leon Talley

topic: Want, Honey, Bigs, Boo Boo, Snooki

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.

- Melissa Rauch

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Hair, Jersey, Bottles, Snooki, Hair Dye

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.

- Nicole Polizzi

topic: Party, Thinking, Ego, Snooki, Alter Ego