Ocupation: Author
Life:
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.
topic: Rest In Peace, Motivation, Inspiration, Life Crisis, Hot Flashes, Cumulative, Snoring, Newlyweds, Mid Life Crisis