Hot Flashes Quotes:

You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous, little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Okay? Just cut 'em off, let 'em go through the hot flashes, let 'em just sit there and complain about hormone therapy, okay? Just take the ovaries and get it over with. Because they don't deserve to have estrogen. They really don't. It's a privilege.

- Randi Rhodes

topic: Cutting, Hot Flashes, Ovaries, Estrogen, Being Okay

It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.

- Stephen King

source: Stephen King (2016). “Different Seasons”, p.88, Simon and Schuster

topic: Hot Flashes, Hot, Hysterical

I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

topic: Birthday, Sweat, Hot Flashes

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

- John Wayne

topic: Funny, Movie, Girl, Hot Flashes, Menopause

wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no 7-11. i wish them one week early and wearing a white skirt. i wish them one week late. later i wish them hot flashes and clots like you wouldn't believe. let the flashes come when they meet someone special. let the clots come when they want to. let them think they have accepted arrogance in the universe, then bring them to gynecologists not unlike themselves.

- Lucille Clifton

topic: Believe, Son, Thinking, Special Someone, Gynecologists

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.

- Jenna McCarthy

topic: Rest In Peace, Motivation, Inspiration, Life Crisis, Hot Flashes

When I got the paperwork for Superstars, and I saw they asked what size swimsuit I wear, I had a hot flash, nearly broke into cold sweats and hired a trainer immediately.

- Ali Landry

topic: Sweat, Saws, Size, Paperwork, Swimsuits

Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to the words "one size fits all," and I buy my white cotton unmentionables at Boadicea's Retreat, not Victoria's Secret. None of the things men do to women could possibly happen to me now unless the U.S. is invaded by one of those new Russian republics whose soldiers aren't fussy.

- Florence King

topic: Women, Men, Soldier, Hot Flashes, One Size Fits All