Christopher Titus - My dad got divorced six times. Well, he actually only got divorced five tim

My dad got divorced six times. Well, he actually only got divorced five times. He wouldn't divorce the sixth one 'cause he said he didn't want people to think he couldn't commit. 'I don't want people not taking me serious.' Dad, your last marriage was performed in Reno by an ordained lesbian Elvis impersonator. Who you hit on.

- Christopher Titus

source: "Christopher Titus: Love Is Evol". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2009.