Ocupation: Columnist
Life: b. March 13, 1950
Birthday: March 13
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon - my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?
source: "Don't touch my junk" by Charles Krauthammer, www.washingtonpost.com. November 19, 2010.
topic: Jobs, Thinking, Airports, Kingdom Come, Airport Security, Goons