Ocupation: Climber
Life: December 29, 1914 - July 6, 2006
Birthday: December 29
Death: July 6
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.
topic: Soccer, Mom, Hate, Remote Control, World Love, Saturday Afternoon, Soccer Love