Bad Boyfriend Quotes:

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

- Laurie Notaro

source: Laurie Notaro (2003). “Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood”, p.15, Villard

topic: Girlfriend, Bad Boyfriend, Bad Boy

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

- John Green

source: John Green (2015). “Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition”, p.33, Penguin

topic: Girlfriend, Bad Boyfriend, Looking For Alaska Book

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

- Amy Poehler

source: Amy Poehler (2014). “Yes Please”, p.171, Pan Macmillan

topic: Sleep, Remembers You, Careers, Bad Boyfriend

A bad boyfriend is someone you give everything to - you live with him, cook for him, sleep with him - thinking he is going to marry you and then he doesn't. When you are giving your all to a job and not getting credit, your job is a bad boyfriend.

- Mika Brzezinski

topic: Jobs, Sleep, Thinking, Bad Boyfriend

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around... You have to care about your work, but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.

- Amy Poehler

topic: Thinking, Flirting, Careers, Bad Boyfriend

It's about empowering girls, You're gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard, and you'll get there.

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Girl, Being Yourself, Hard Work, Bad Boyfriend

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. That joy that comes when you do something you love. That small voice that tells you, 'I like this. Do this again. You are good at it. Keep going.' That is the juicy stuff that lubricates our lives and helps us feel less alone in the world.

- Amy Poehler

source: Source: www.justluxe.com

topic: Creativity, Passion, Voice, Laugh And Love, Bad Boyfriend

It likes it when you don’t depend on it. It will reward you every time you don’t act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

- Amy Poehler

source: "Yes Please". Book by Amy Poehler, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 28, 2014.

topic: Passion, Sleep, Remember You, Bad Boyfriend

I'm fond of online testimonials: people writing about their experiences with ghosts or drugs or bad boyfriends.

- Michael Dumontier

topic: Writing, People, Drug, Testimonial, Bad Boyfriend