Laughing So Hard Quotes:

Michael Jordan was blessed by God to play basketball and Roger Brown was the closet person to him I ever saw. I don't say that lightly. Roger was phenomenal. There was nothing he couldn't do. He was so quick he would trick people blind - I even saw him miss layups because he was laughing so hard at what he had just done to someone.

- Mel Daniels

topic: Basketball, Blessed, Laughing So Hard

Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.

- Rodman Philbrick

source: Rodman Philbrick (2015). “Freak the Mighty”, p.20, Usborne Publishing Ltd

topic: Running, Laughing So Hard, Giving

As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and by noon something f - king historically funny happens around the water cooler, and you're about to fart yourself you're laughing so hard. And then you might have to think about something seriously for a minute.

- Killer Mike

source: Source: www.billboard.com

topic: Kings, Thinking, Laughing So Hard

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

- Garrison Keillor

topic: Inspirational, Brother, Sibling, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

I wipe my face with my sleeve, laughing so hard my stomach hurts. If my entire life is like this, loud laughter and bold action and the kind of exhaustion you feel after a hard but satisfying day, I will be content.

- Veronica Roth

topic: Hurt, Laughter, Laughing, Loud Laughter, Bold Actions

....called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now, do you want me to call you zmum straightaway, or wait until after the wedding?" I lew through the ir in a dive tht finally tackled him, wrenching the phone away. Bones was laughing so hard he had to breathe to get it all out. "Mom? Are you there? Mom.....?" "You might want to give her a moment, Kitten. I believe she fainted.

- Jeaniene Frost

topic: Mom, Daughter, Congratulations, Son-in-law, You Want Me

A hilarious academic novel that'll send you laughing (albeit ruefully) back into the trenches of the classroom. . . . [A] mordant minor masterpiece. . . . Like the best works of farce, academic or otherwise, Dear Committee Members deftly mixes comedy with social criticism and righteous outrage. By the end, you may well find yourself laughing so hard it hurts.

- Maureen Corrigan

topic: Hurt, Laughing, Finding Yourself, Trenches, Laughing So Hard

I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn't even stand up, let alone kick the ball.

- Fred Frith

topic: Football, Laughing, Balls, Playing Football, Laughing So Hard

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

- Ade Edmondson

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Men, Elderly, Laughing, Laughing So Hard

Last September 16th, I was walking in downtown Seattle when this pick-up truck pulls up in front of me. Guy leans out the window and yells, "Go back to your own country," and I was laughing so hard because it wasn't so much a hate crime as a crime of irony.

- Sherman Alexie

source: "Sherman Alexie: Up All Night". "Now" with Bill Moyers, www.pbs.org. October 4, 2002.

topic: Country, Xenophobia, Hate, Hate Crime, Laughing So Hard

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

- George Lopez

topic: Laughing, Guy, Noses, Cafeteria, Laughing So Hard

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

- Meg Cabot

topic: Father, Laughing, Broadway, Broadway Shows, Laughing So Hard

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried

- Rob Schneider

topic: Jobs, Writing, Laughing, Deuces, Laughing So Hard