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“I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only problem was, most of the girls who showed up look like Betty White.”
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“When some one boasted that at the Pythian games he had vanquished men, Diogenes replied, "Nay, I defeat men, you defeat slaves .”
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“All cowardice comes from not truly loving, or at least, not loving well.”
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“I don't have no... I love Lil Wayne. I grew up on the Hot Boys.”
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“I try to go to the gym three to four times a week and mix it up with yoga or a personal trainer.”
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“Pain forces even the innocent to lie.”
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“I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.”
Source : Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press
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“Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.”
Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
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“if he goes and dies on me now, I know I'll go completely insane.”
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“In appointing our Ambassador to the United States at this important time, with the 1936 crisis ahead, such considerations as dignity, past career, equity and sentiment must be discarded and a man of ability chosen in the interests of the country. In the light of these considerations, we find Hiroshi Saito, present Minister of Holland, the right person for the post.”
Source : "Up Saito!". "TIME" Magazine, December 25, 1933.
