Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes:

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Cat, Mad, People, Humpty Dumpty, Deep Life

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Inspirational, People, Secret, Children's Books, All The Best

There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.

- Lewis Carroll

source: "Fictional character: The Mad Hatter". "Alice in Wonderland", www.imdb.com. February 25, 2010.

topic: Land, Mad, Needs, Alice In Wonderland Mad

Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Believe, Mad, Impossible, Alice In Wonderland Mad, Alice In Wonderland Tea

You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

- Lewis Carroll

source: "Fictional character: Mad Hatter". "Alice in Wonderland", www.imdb.com. February 25, 2010.

topic: Dream, Mad, Half, Alice In Wonderland Mad

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Through the Looking-Glass ch. 5 (1872)

topic: Ignorance, Six, Breakfast, Impossible Dream, Favourite Book

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Running, Philosophy, Philosophical, Humpty Dumpty, Beginnings And Ends

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Lewis Carroll (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Lewis Carroll (Illustrated)”, p.97, Delphi Classics

topic: Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, Said, Alice Adventures In Wonderland, Alice And Wonderland Book

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Running, Want, Modernity, Queen Of Hearts, Red Queen

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

- Lewis Carroll

source: Alice's Adventures inWonderland ch. 6 (1865)

topic: Cat, Wonderland, Saws, Alice In Wonderland Mad, Alice In Wonderland Tea

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Humpty Dumpty, Alice In Wonderland Alice, Alice In Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Mad, Through The Looking Glass

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Tea, Tone, March, Hares, Alice Adventures In Wonderland

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

- Lewis Carroll

source: Alice's Adventures inWonderland ch. 7 (1865).

topic: Writing, Ravens, Mad, Hares, Alice And Wonderland Book

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Wine, Mad, Young, Alice In Wonderland Mad

She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

- Lewis Carroll

source: "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". Book by Lewis Carroll (Chapter VI: Pig and Pepper), November 26, 1865.

topic: Dog, Cat, Mad, Wags, Alice In Wonderland Mad

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Patience, Adventure, Firsts, Keep Patience, No Patience

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Doe, World, Faster, Alice And Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Alice

Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Sweet, Sky, Tea, Trays, Twinkling

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Lewis Carroll (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Lewis Carroll (Illustrated)”, p.115, Delphi Classics

topic: Thinking, Silence, Wonderland, Remaining Silent, Alice And Wonderland Book

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Lewis Carroll (2016). “Alice's Adventures in Wonderland”, p.44

topic: Tea, Wonderland, Said, Alice And Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Alice

You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Wonderland, Used, Lost, Alice And Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Book

Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Mean, Might, March, Hares, Alice In Wonderland Book

Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.

- Lewis Carroll

source: 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' (1865) ch. 7

topic: Food, Cooking, Might, Hares, Alice Adventures In Wonderland

Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Writing, Ravens, Ideas, Alice In Wonderland Mad, Alice In Wonderland Tea

And how do you know that you're mad?

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Mad, Alice Adventures In Wonderland, Alice In Wonderland Alice, Alice In Wonderland Mad

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Mean, Yes You Can, Mad, Hares, Alice In Wonderland Mad

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Food, Yesterday, Promise, Humpty Dumpty, Alice And Wonderland Book

We haven't any and you're too young.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Young, Alice And Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Book, Alice In Wonderland Mad, Alice In Wonderland Tea

What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Lewis Carroll “Alice in Wonderland”, W. W. Norton & Company

topic: Years, Long, Together, Wordplay, Alice Adventures In Wonderland

"Well, I never heard it before," said the Mock Turtle; "but it sounds uncommon nonsense."

- Lewis Carroll

source: "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". Book by Lewis Carroll, November 26, 1865.

topic: Sound, Wonderland, Nonsense, Alice In Wonderland Alice, Alice In Wonderland Mad

'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Wine, Tea, Tone, Hares, Alice Adventures In Wonderland