Beef Jerky Quotes:

Kaia darling, Willaim said, nearly leaping over a stand of beef jerky in his haste to reach her. Are you here to fight the strippers who just enjoyed hours of my company? Hardly, she said, tossing her glorious mane of hair over her shoulder with a single flip of her wrist. I'm here to thank them for keeping you occupied. Please tell me they're still with you.

- Gena Showalter

topic: Fighting, Hair, Beef Jerky

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

- James Patterson

topic: Zebras, Eye, Beef Jerky, Trademarks, Maximum Ride

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

- Jeff Foxworthy

topic: Redneck, Might, Grades, Six Packs, Fridges

I've always been obsessed by beef jerky.

- Elizabeth Hurley

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Beef, Obsessed, Beef Jerky

It wasn't exactly like talking, but it went something like this: Could you give us a ride north, Percy asked, like as close to Portland as possible? Eat seals, the whale responded. Are you seals? No, Percy admitted. I've got a man satchel full of macrobiotic beef jerky, though. The whale shuddered. Promise not to feed me this, and I will take you north. Deal.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Men, Talking, Whales, Portland, Beef Jerky