New Employees Quotes:

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

- Chuck Palahniuk

source: Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Haunted”, p.138, Random House

topic: Old Job, New Employees

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't rightly see how somebody who claims to have had -What'd you say? One partner?-can be welled trained." He had a point. Her brain clicked away. "I was referring to the instructional videotapes my agency has all its new employees watch." "They train you by watching videos?" His eyes narrowed reminding her of a hunter looking down a gun sight,"Now, ain't that interesting." She felt a little surge of pleasure as her child lost another few points on the Iowa Test of Basic Skills. Even a computer couldn't have picked a more perfect match.

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

topic: Children, Eye, Gun, Perfect Match, Referring

Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for marale and made it so much harder to find new employees.

- Anne Bishop

topic: Promise, Quitting, Eating, Paperwork, New Employees

I don't think JetBlue has a better chance of being profitable than 100 other predecessors with new airplanes, new employees, low fares, all touchy-feely ... all of them are losers. Most of these guys are smoking ragweed.

- Gordon Bethune

topic: Airplane, Thinking, Smoking, Touchy, New Employees

Onboarding – How To Get Your New Employees Up To Speed In Half The Time

- George Bradt

topic: Half, Speed, Employee, New Employees

On the back end, software programming tools and Internet-based services make it easy to launch new global software-powered start-ups in many industries - without the need to invest in new infrastructure and train new employees.

- Marc Andreessen

topic: Needs, Tools, Internet, New Employees