Rubber Ducks Quotes:

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Ducks, Rubber, Rubber Ducks

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Exactly Is, Ducks, Muggles, Chamber, Rubber Ducks

[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain pipe.

- Dorothy Parker

source: Dorothy Parker (2004). “Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words”, Taylor Trade Publishing

topic: Ducks, Hands, Water, Rubber Ducks

People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks me about that, but it was an absolutely random thing, just a cool sound.

- Kieran Hebden

source: Source: pitchfork.com

topic: Ducks, People, Sound, Random Things, Rubber Ducks

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'

- George Will

source: George F. Will (1983). “The Pursuit of Virtue and Other Tory Notions”, Touchstone

topic: Gun, Boys, Ducks, Rubber Ducks, Toy Guns