Stupid Guy Quotes:

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

- Dr. Seuss

source: "Fictional character: The Once-ler". "The Lorax", www.imdb.com. March 2, 2012.

topic: Girl, Stupid, Guy, Stupid Guy

Women are pretty good. Women usually fight about some stupid guy and then when they figure out it's just a stupid guy they make up and move on.

- Garry Marshall

source: Source: www.movieweb.com

topic: Stupid, Moving, Fighting, Stupid Guy

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

- Stephen King

source: Stephen King (2008). “The Stand”, p.152, Anchor

topic: Wise, Stupid, Guy, Stupid Guy

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2009). “Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth”, p.262, Penguin UK

topic: Girl, Stupid, Kissing, Stupid Guy, Sacred Cows

Thanks is part to our education system, we tend to think that we're smarter than the stupid guys in funny wigs who came before us. But that's because we are mistaking technology, progress, and access to information for intelligence. We think that because we know how to use iPhones (but not build them), browse the Internet (but not understand how it works), and use Google (but not really know anything), our educational system is working just great. By the same token, we think that those dumb aristocrats who used horses to get around and didn't have electricity were neanderthals.

- Glenn Beck

topic: Horse, Educational, Stupid, Stupid Guy, Neanderthals

Our [American] money system is structurally brittle. It doesn't matter if you put a very clever guy or a stupid guy at the wheel. The clever guy will take a half hour to have an accident, and the stupid guy will take ten minutes.

- Bernard Lietaer

source: Source: www.greenamerica.org

topic: Clever, Stupid, Guy, Stupid Guy, Half Hours

I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.

- Jim Breuer

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Baby, Dad, Father, Modern Day, Stupid Guy