Frank Yankovic quotes

  • The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

  • If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

  • Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

  • In 1917 European history, in the old sense, came to an end. World history began. It was the year of Lenin and Woodrow Wilson, both of whom repudiated the traditional standards of political behaviour. Both preached Utopia, Heaven on Earth. It was the moment of birth for our contemporary world.

  • What hell condemned, let heaven now heal.

  • The power to bind and loose to Truth is given: The mouth that speaks it is the mouth of Heaven, The power, which in a sense belongs to none, Thus understood belongs to every one.

  • The church is not the way to heaven; the church is the sign that points to heaven.

  • I cannot rest from travel; I will drink Life to the lees.

  • A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

  • Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.