Paul Leautaud quotes

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
-- Paul Leautaud

#Girl #Sex #Home

Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job.
-- Paul Leautaud

#Jobs #Growing #Aging

I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good. Those are two classes of people who like to eat well and get their money's worth.'

Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film.

I’m sick of girls who don’t know how to high-five,

If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

We have an obligation to spread amateur baseball both at home and abroad. Building up the game at all levels - Little League, Babe Ruth Leagues, the colleges - is in our own self-interest. That's where the pool of talent is - and also of fans.

I don't know why we play better on the road. I really don't. Chalk it up to coincidence, I guess. I don't think we care where we play, which is a good thing. But you'd like to see our home record be a little better than it is.

I love our fans. Our fans are so supportive. It's been incredible to end four playoff games with 'Go Pack Go.' It's great at home, they travel well, it's on a first-name basis. It's a special play to play and all of us are blessed to play in Green Bay, and hopefully we will be repaying those fans with the Lombardi trophy.

It's named the Lombardi Trophy for a reason, because we play and live in Titledown. We've got the best fans, and I can't wait to go home and see those fans and bring home the Lombardi Trophy.

You are talking to a leftist. I believe in the redistribution of wealth and power in the world. I believe in universal hospital care for everyone. I believe that we should not have a single homeless person in the richest country in the world. And I believe that we should not have a C.I.A. that goes around overwhelming governments and assassinating political leaders, working for tight oligarchies around the world to protect the tight oligarchy here at home.