Eamon Dunphy quotes

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Bills #Clown

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Bottles

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Bottles #Coke

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Arses

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Dresses #Finals

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Sex #Memorable #Men

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Poverty #Needs #Produce

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Unbeatable #Combination #Ability

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer...
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Dancer

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Clubs

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Division #Thirds

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Night

Found out. A nothing player.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Found

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Football #Memorable #Games

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Baby #Memorable #Years

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Feet #Three

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Mother #Memorable #Men

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Football #Memorable #World

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Wimbledon #Wells

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Intelligent #Winning

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Mourinho

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Nice