Quotes and Sayings About Clown

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
-- Bernie Mac

#Comedian #Clown

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be.
-- Big Pun

#Revenge #Nudity #Clown

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.
-- Bob Dylan

#Clown #Tricks

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown!
-- Brooke Burns

#Mom #Red #Clown

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
-- Charlie Chaplin

#Humor #Politician #Clown

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
-- Chevy Chase

#Smile #Clown

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.
-- Christine Lavin

#Teacher #Class #Clown

There is no room in baseball for a clown.
-- Chuck Dressen

#Baseball #Rooms #Clown

All the world loves a clown.
-- Cole Porter

#World #Clown

I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
-- D. J. MacHale

#Hate #I Hate #Clown

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
-- Darrell Hammond

#Leader #World #Clown

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
-- Darynda Jones

#Fighting #Clown

Clowns have no respect for pie.
-- Demetri Martin

#Pie #No Respect #Clown

For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown.
-- Denis Lavant

#Long #Circus #Clown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.
-- Dominic Monaghan

#Class #Clown #Used

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
-- Douglas Coupland

#Eye #Adults #Clown

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Bills #Clown

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.
-- Ernest Borgnine

#Thinking #Clown

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.
-- Frank Sinatra

#Faces #Foolish #Clown

I was never into candy and games and clowns.
-- Harry Shearer

#Games #Clown #Candy

I am a clown...and I collect moments.
-- Heinrich Böll

#Moments #Clown

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.
-- Heinrich Heine

#Hero #Heroism #Clown

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.
-- J. Cole

#Hurt #Hate #Clown

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.
-- Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

#Class #Comedy #Clown

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.
-- James Gandolfini

#Laughing #Cry #Clown

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.
-- James Van Der Beek

#Men #Body #Clown

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
-- Jase Robertson

#Lines #Rodeo #Clown

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.
-- John Leguizamo

#Class #Clown

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
-- John Steinbeck

#Littles #Clown #Seals

A clown can get away with murder.
-- John Wayne Gacy

#Murder #Clown #Get Away