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“I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Thinking #Giving #Advice
“It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Years
“I am a clown, just without the painted smile.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Smile #Clown
“The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Fall #Land #Giving
“I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Thinking #Made
“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish”
-- Chevy Chase

#Funny #Witty #Humorous
“A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Laughing #Athletic #Surprise
“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Flutes #Holes #Danish
“What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Home #Animal #Littles
“Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Stars #Reality #Media
“Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Silence #Information #Steps
“I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Attitude #School #Class
“I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Smart #Thinking #Intelligent
“I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Hands #Kind #Shakes
“Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Home #People #Evening
“Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Running #Want #Default
“I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Stars #Fans
“You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.”
-- Chevy Chase

#May #Facts #Checks
“Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Done #Film #Ruined
“I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Looks
“I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Daughter #Mother #Real
“I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Film #Chaplin #Charlie
“If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.”
-- Chevy Chase

#White #House #Want
“The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Fog #White #People
“My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Father #Guy #Stuff
“Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Family #Kids #Kissing
“The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.”
-- Chevy Chase

#People #Comedy #Best Comedy
“It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Ideas #Gathering #Crowds
“Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Hands #People #Lasts
“With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.”
-- Chevy Chase

#Fun #Lying #Good Friend

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