Oxymoron quotes

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.
-- Barbara Park

#Children #Perfect #Oxymoron

As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.
-- Francis Chan

#Christian #Heaven #Oxymoron

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
-- Gail Sheehy

#Sex #Used #Oxymoron

A cautious creative is an oxymoron.
-- George Lois

#Creative #Oxymoron #Cautious

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
-- George Will

#Cat #Phrases #Oxymoron

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.
-- Harold Bloom

#Successful #Oxymoron #Therapy

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
-- Joan Rivers

#Sense Of Humor #Oxymoron

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.
-- Joe Pantoliano

#Oxymoron

Bad leadership is an oxymoron.
-- Joseph C. Rost

#Leadership #Oxymoron

An honest politician is an oxymoron.
-- Mark Twain

#Honest #Politician #Oxymoron

Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.
-- Peter Kreeft

#Sleep #Apes #Oxymoron

The concept of an inactive church member is an oxymoron. Biblically, no such church member really exists.
-- Thom S. Rainer

#Church #Members #Oxymoron

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'
-- Jane Pratt

#Teenager #Sassy #Oxymoron

The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.
-- Wilson Follett

#Self #Illustration #Oxymoron