Housework quotes

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.
-- Anais Nin

#Firsts #Humans #Housework

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
-- Erma Bombeck

#Lazy #Literature #Housework

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.
-- Gabrielle Burton

#Housewife #Housework

Dirt is matter in the wrong place.
-- Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston

#Matter #Dirt #Housework

there should be a place for everything, and everything in its place.
-- Isabella Beeton

#Order #Should #Housework

I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.
-- Julie Kenner

#Justification #Avoiding #Housework

You won't do any more housework Then you go to the bin.
-- Kate Millett

#Housework

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
-- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

#Men #Consistently #Housework

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
-- Phyllis Diller

#Yards #Buried #Housework

There is satisfaction in seeing one's household prosper; in being both bountiful and provident.
-- Phyllis McGinley

#Satisfaction #Household #Housework

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.
-- Shirley Conran

#Lying #Sofas #Housework