Condom quotes

Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.
-- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#Oscars #Condom #Enjoy

If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.
-- Barack Obama

#Religious #Sincere #Condom

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
-- Big Sean

#Bullets #Condom #Proof

but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.
-- Bret Easton Ellis

#Use #Want #Condom

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts....
-- Clive James

#Looks #Schwarzenegger #Condom

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
-- Coolio

#Sex #Hands #Condom

If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!
-- Joycelyn Elders

#Birth #Condom

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
-- Joycelyn Elders

#Abstinence #Condom #Vow

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
-- Katt Williams

#Funny #Comedy #Condom

No one has invented a condom for the pen yet
-- Khushwant Singh

#Condom #Pens

So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?
-- Rachel Vincent

#Costumes #Condom

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.
-- Richard Branson

#Dad #Advice #Condom

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
-- Rita Rudner

#Divorce #Condom

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
-- Robert Rubin

#Naughty #Safe #Condom

About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there.
-- Christine O'Donnell

#President #Helping #Condom

There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
-- Wendy Wright

#Lust #Condom

The condom has saved so many lives and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.
-- Mechai Viravaidya

#Tree #Rubber #Condom