Funny Sarcastic quotes

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
-- Carl Jung

#Drinking #Addiction #Funny Sarcastic
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes.
-- Dee Dee Myers

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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
-- Dick Gregory

#Funny Sarcastic #Alcohol #Drug
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
-- Jim Carrey

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As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.
-- Jim Ramstad

#Recovery #Addiction #Funny Sarcastic
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny.
-- Marguerite Duras

#Destiny #Men #Funny Sarcastic
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
-- Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
-- William S. Burroughs

#Funny Sarcastic #Alcohol #Drug
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
-- Winston Churchill

#Drinking #Beer #Funny Sarcastic

It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself.
It's the scale that Yahoo brings - and that user base - that I really want to build products for.
I love you, Ella May," I whisper, kissing her cheek. "And one day I want to be doing this exact same thing at our wedding.
A fair result can be obtained only by fully stating and balancing the facts and arguments on both sides of each question." Charles Darwin
If you look at football over the last 50 years there has been a gradual decrease in goals, you don't see too many 10-nils these days, but two, three or four goals per game is a good spectacle.
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Remember blessed children of men that the purpose of the real science should be to increase the happiness and to free the race from every external condition that would not be beneficial for the elation of man to the pristine greatness of his original cosmic destiny.
Programs like WIC (Women, Infants, and Children) subsidize the exclusion of dads.
I felt like calling attention to AIDS. I had the AIDS ribbon colored into my hair during the playoffs in '95.
That's partly the success of my work-the ability to have a young black girl walk into the Brooklyn Museum and see paintings she recognizes not because of their art or historical influence but because of their inflection, in terms of colors, their specificity and presence.