Bagels quotes

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
-- Al Yankovic

#Bagels #Faces #Pitchforks

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
-- Evan Peters

#Peanut Butter #Cinnamon #Bagels

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
-- Fanny Brice

#Bagels #Onions #Plates

When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.
-- Jenna Ushkowitz

#School #Bagels #Afternoon

I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels
-- Kat Dennings

#Loss #Needs #Bagels

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
-- Lee DeWyze

#Morning #Bagels #Breakfast

We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel
-- Nicki Minaj

#Bagels #Bragging

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.
-- Sara Sheridan

#Soul #Sushi #Bagels

In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.
-- Shepard Smith

#Morning #New York #Bagels

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do
-- Jade Puget

#Bagels #Hell