quotes about Pitchforks

last updated: November 28, 2023

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
-- Al Yankovic

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Mainstream success is important - that's probably anathema to an indie publication like Pitchfork, but it's what I believe having experienced it personally.
-- Courtney Love

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When I was developing St. Lucia - around 2008, 2009, at the peak of Pitchfork culture - what was considered cool was being as alienating to your audience as possible.
-- St. Lucia

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“Everyone knows that a lot of memoirs have made-up scenes; it's obvious. And everyone knows that half the time at least fictions contain literal autobiographical truths. So how do we decide what's what, and does it even matter?”

Source : Lauren Slater (2000). “Lying: A Metaphorical Memoir”, Random House Incorporated
“To-day is always different from yesterday.”
“Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.”
“This was Shakespeare's form ; Who walk'd in every path of human life, Felt every passion ; and to all mankind Doth now, will ever, that experience yield Which his own genius only could acquire.”

Source : Mark Akenside, Mrs. Barbauld (Anna Letitia) (1808). “The Works of Mark Akenside, M.D.: In Verse and Prose : with His Life, a Fac Simile of His Hand-writing, and an Essay on the First Poem”
“New sales managers are the forgotten rookie - they were pros at selling, but all of a sudden they're a rookie at management.”
“I support building a soccer stadium in the District of Columbia, and I support investing public dollars to get it done.”
“A little known fact: I read all the time. books were the one thing that got me out of Gatlin, even if it was only for a little while.”
“Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.”
“Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level - the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.”
“When I was a child I accidentally made a chemical bomb. I also ate my grandfather's heart pills. I got my stomach pumped for that one. I got over that so by the time I hit my teens I was kind of mild. Now I'm like an old lady who occasionally parties real hard.”