Bobby Slayton famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
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You know who doesn't get the death penalty? Crazy people. That's a defense in America. My client's crazy. He doesn't know what he did. Fine, then he doesn't know we're gonna kill him. If a guy's that retard, you put him the electric chair and tell him it's a ride.
-- Bobby Slayton -
We have blacks and whites, Jews and Arabs, Serbs and Croats, and Filipinos and Vietnamese here. At the end of the day, everyone is each other's brother.
-- Bobby Slayton -
Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.
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A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.
-- Bobby Slayton
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I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out there. It is something I will never forget.
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I would love to work with Salman. We have a great tuning so if we work together, it will be great fun. But till the time we don't get a good script, a script that excites both of us, we can't work together.
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It's never really fun to have to cry in a scene or anything like that.
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Major sports are major parts of society. It's not anomalous to have people who love sports come from other parts of that society.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and starts touching me?Well,excuse my rudeness but this is a little disturbing.
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My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh -- anything but work.
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I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.
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Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.
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I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.
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