Richard Belzer famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.
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I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!
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Anybody who thinks there`s not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg.
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The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK.
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If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.
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There`s a division in most major police departments called, `Special Victims Unit,` which is what sex crimes are euphemistically called. They`re considered the most heinous crimes, when not only do you violate somebody, but you violate them sexually. So it`s an elite squad that takes care of that.
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It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.
-- Richard Belzer
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Our lives are filled with meeting wonderful people. Make sure those that have become a part of your life hear your words of appreciation.
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God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.
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And when I give thanks for the seemingly microscopic, I make a place for God to grow within me.
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I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big blue eyes at me, it's the most amazing feeling I could ever feel.
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I will give you three days to seek your shadow. Return to me in the course of that time with a well-fitted shadow, and you shall receive a hearty welcome; otherwise, on the fourth day - remember, on the fourth day - my daughter becomes the wife of another.
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If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!
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I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my dogs.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!
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