Richard Belzer famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Our lives are filled with meeting wonderful people. Make sure those that have become a part of your life hear your words of appreciation.

  • God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

  • And when I give thanks for the seemingly microscopic, I make a place for God to grow within me.

  • I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big blue eyes at me, it's the most amazing feeling I could ever feel.

  • I will give you three days to seek your shadow. Return to me in the course of that time with a well-fitted shadow, and you shall receive a hearty welcome; otherwise, on the fourth day - remember, on the fourth day - my daughter becomes the wife of another.

  • If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!

  • I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my dogs.

  • I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

  • If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

  • The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!