Dmitry Tursunov quotes

“Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing”
-- Dmitry Tursunov

Source : Twitter post from Mar 10, 2011

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“According to FBI statistics for 2008, only 22 percent of murder victims were killed by strangers. More than 30 percent were slain by family members, boyfriends, and girlfriends. Nearly half of all murders were committed by friends, neighbors, and casual acquaintances.”

“I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.”

Source : Source: www.smh.com.au

“I use color in terms of emotional quality, as a vehicle for feeling... feeling is everything I have experienced or thought.”

“It is difficult batting in artificial light with a red ball but it's a horrible task for umpires to make a judgement, particularly if they're going by light meters.”

Source : "Gilchrist almighty". www.theguardian.com. March 28, 2005.

“Wherever I look, I see signs of the commandment to honor one's parents and nowhere of a commandment that calls for the respect of a child.”

Source : Alice Miller (2002). “For Your Own Good: Hidden Cruelty in Child-Rearing and the Roots of Violence”, p.263, Macmillan

“I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that ***** in the stands.”

“A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice”

“The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough.”

“The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.”

“I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.”