Ocupation: Film director
Life:
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
Topics: Phones, Funny Sister, Guy
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
Topics: Funny, Humorous, Crosses
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
Topics: Funny, Age, Inches
