Funny Sister Quotes:

My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"

- John Mendoza

topic: Phones, Funny Sister, Guy

There's no better friend than a sister.

- Mary Engelbreit

source: Mary Engelbreit (2002). “The Blessings of Friendship: A Friendship Treasury”, p.62, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Sister, Funny Sibling, Funny Sister, Brothers And Sisters, Other Sister

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.

- Pam Brown

topic: Funny, Sister, Sibling, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

- Marc Brown

topic: Brother, Superhero, Sometimes, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories.

- Deborah Moggach

topic: Sister, Memories, Past, Older Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart - oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape - of your sister.

- Katherine Mansfield

topic: Sister, Heart, Chance, Inspirational Sisterhood, Other Sister

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.

- Benjamin Disraeli

topic: Sister, Sweet, Voice, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.

- Charlotte Gray

topic: Sister, Wise, School, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sisterhood

You can kid the world, but not your sister.

- Charlotte Gray

topic: Sister, Sibling, Kids, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.

- Toni Morrison

topic: Sister, Sibling, Special, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.

- Louise Glück

topic: Sister, Two, Dancer, Inspirational Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

- Margaret Mead

source: Attributed to Margaret Mead in Ellyn Sanna "Sisters by Birth Friends by Choice: All the Things I Love About You", June 2003.

topic: Relationship, Family, Sister, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

- Charles M. Schulz

source: Peanuts (comic strip), 17 June 1961

topic: Funny, Family, Sister, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister.

- Alice Walker

topic: Inspiring, Sister, Comforting, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.

- Louisa May Alcott

source: Louisa May Alcott (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)”, p.810, Delphi Classics

topic: Sister, Sibling, Sorority, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.

- Emily Dickinson

topic: Sister, Sibling, Might, Inspirational Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

- Linda Sunshine

source: Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.25, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Sister, Santa, Santa Claus, Inspirational Sisterhood, Other Sister

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

- Linda Sunshine

source: Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.44, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Sister, Needs, Taught, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.

- Rose Macaulay

topic: Sister, Brother, Sibling, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

- Linda Sunshine

source: Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.20, Andrews McMeel Publishing

topic: Sister, Children, Only Child, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.

- Natalie Imbruglia

source: Song: Don't You Think?, Album: Left of the Middle, 1997

topic: Reality, Insanity, Humorous Birthday, Hurting You, Gold Digger

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

- Pam Brown

topic: Funny, Sister, Sibling, Inspirational Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Sorrow, Older Sister, Inspirational Brother And Sister

When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Sorority, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Smell, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Sister

Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Bathroom, Inspirational Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

- Byron Katie

topic: Sister, Daughter, Brother, Humorous Birthday, Small Gods

Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sarcastic, Sibling, Incredulity, Inspirational Sisterhood

It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Heart, Older Sister, Brothers And Sisters

A younger sister is someone to use as a guinea-pig in trying sledges and experimental go-carts. Someone to send on messages to Mum. But someone who needs you - who comes to you with bumped heads, grazed knees, tales of persecution. Someone who trusts you to defend her. Someone who thinks you know the answers to almost everything.

- Pam Brown

topic: Sister, Sibling, Thinking, Inspirational Sisterhood, Younger Sister

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

- Linda Sunshine

topic: Sister, Grandma, Giving, Inspirational Sisterhood, My Siblings

A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite.

- Elizabeth Fishel

topic: Sister, Mirrors, Opposites, Inspirational Sister, Other Sister

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.

- Kate Winslet

topic: Sister, House, Parent, Funny Sister

Sweet, crazy conversations full of half sentences, daydreams and misunderstandings more thrilling than understanding could ever be.

- Toni Morrison

topic: Sister, Sweet, Crazy, Funny Sister

I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.

- Maya Angelou

topic: Sister, Brother, Sibling, Brothers And Sisters, Inspirational Brother And Sister

Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply...

- Jane Austen

topic: Sister, Children, Mean, Mansfield Park, Brothers And Sisters

There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.

- Mary Wortley Montagu

topic: Sister, Comfort, Conversation, Inspirational Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.

- James Boswell

source: James Boswell, Roger Ingpen (1791). “The Life of Samuel Johnson”, p.74

topic: Brother, Envy, Degrees, Brothers And Sisters, Two Sisters

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

- Charlotte Mary Yonge

source: Charlotte Mary Yonge (1873). “The Pillars of the House, Or Under Wode, Under Rode”

topic: Sister, Justice, Elders, Older Sister, Inspirational Sisterhood

I am an only child. I have one sister.

- Woody Allen

topic: Funny, Family, Children, Funny Family, Funny Sister