Santa famous quotes
04-06-2025
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
-- Al Smith -
I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there.
-- April Bowlby -
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.
-- Augusten Burroughs -
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.
-- Ben Savage -
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
-- Bil Keane -
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
-- Charlie Viracola -
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.
-- Claudia Gray -
Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.
-- Craig Claiborne -
The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.
-- David Talbot -
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
-- Dennis Franz -
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-- Dennis Miller -
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
-- Eddy Sims -
I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.
-- Ellen Bass -
I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.
-- Esther Dyson -
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
-- Francis Pharcellus Church -
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.
-- Francis Pharcellus Church -
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
-- Gene Autry -
Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.
-- George Wendt -
I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.
-- Geraldine Chaplin -
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
-- H. L. Mencken -
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.
-- Halle Berry -
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.
-- Heather Brewer -
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
-- J.R. Ward -
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
-- James Gould Cozzens -
Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other.
-- Jean Baudrillard -
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
-- Jeff Bridges -
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
-- Jerry Lawler -
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.
-- Joe Nichols -
Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.
-- John Brunner -
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.
-- Jonathan Maberry -
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus,
-- Jude Wanniski -
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
-- Julia Sweeney -
I thought you were all-seeing.†All-knowing, not all-seeing!†he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
-- Kelley Armstrong -
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
-- Leonard Maltin -
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
-- Linda Sunshine -
When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.
-- Marisa Miller -
I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.
-- Marisa Miller -
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.
-- Martin Gore -
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
-- Matt Groening -
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
-- Maud Lindsay -
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
-- Maud Lindsay -
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
-- Maureen Johnson -
I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?
-- Michelle Malkin -
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.
-- Mick Ralphs -
After the week at the Fillmore we flew down to L.A. to hang out and pick up whatever gigs we could. We did a gig in Santa Barbara on July 1st and then the next night we opened for Sam & Dave at the Whisky...
-- Mitch Mitchell -
I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter
-- Nicki Minaj -
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.
-- Pat Boone -
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
-- Patti Page -
Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.
-- Pierre Desproges -
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
-- Rickie Lee Jones -
Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there,
-- Robert Ripley -
What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?
-- Salman Rushdie -
A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?
-- Shyheim -
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.
-- Ted Strickland -
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?
-- Tina St. John -
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
-- Trey Parker -
There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.
-- Vinnie Jones -
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
-- Wayne Coyne -
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
-- Will Ferrell -
If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life [than a non-believer].
-- Woody Allen -
It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.
-- Andrew Barrett -
Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.
-- Conan O'Brien -
I love Christmas! I'm not religious, but I love the trappings of the season. I love the decorations, and the music, and Santa, and the festive food, and the cinnamon- and vanilla-infused aromas.
-- Jane Cleland -
If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!
-- Kevin Starr -
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
-- Paul Park -
Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.
-- Matt Barr -
It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.
-- Burton Malkiel -
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.
-- Terry Zwigoff
