Jerry Lawler Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.”
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“In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.”
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“I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.”
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“It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.”
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“As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!”
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“I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.”
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“We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to”
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“We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels”
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“Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me”
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“Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis”
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“When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock”
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“Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.”
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“Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.”
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“What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.”
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“ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.”
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“Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.”
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“There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT”
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“I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.”
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“OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.”
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“I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.”
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“Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.”
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“Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.”
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“The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.”
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“You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.”
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“This man can make a horror movie without makeup.”
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“Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.”
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