Quotes and Sayings About Beard

You can't do comedy with a beard.
-- Alexei Sayle

#Beard #Comedy

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
-- Alvah Bessie

#Uncles #Aunt #Beard

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer

#Police #Half #Beard

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
-- Ashton Kutcher

#Dresses #Needs #Beard

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video
-- Aulus Gellius

#Philosophy #Video #Beard

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
-- Bill Bailey

#Long #Beard #Harps

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still
-- Bill Bailey

#Animal #Beard #Stills

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.
-- Bjork

#Style #Beard #Hermits

You can't grow a beard if you shave
-- Bob Blue

#Beard #Grows

Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard) disagreeable to nearly all the females—and there is more in that than you might suppose.
-- C. S. Lewis

#Might #Beard #Males

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
-- Charles Spurgeon

#Growing #Beard #Habit

Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!
-- Conchita Wurst

#Hair #Fabulous #Beard

The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'.
-- Cyprian

#Beard #Figures

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
-- D. H. Lawrence

#Men #Beard #Neckties

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner
-- Daniel Johns

#Beard #Enough #Grows

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.
-- Danny Pudi

#Able #Beard #Grows

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
-- David Lee Roth

#Rap #Beard #Bongos

How can a young man like to wear a beard?
-- Dodie Smith

#Men #Beard #Young

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.
-- George Augustus Henry Sala

#Men #Ugly #Beard

Beware of long arguments and long beards.
-- George Santayana

#Long #Advice #Beard

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.
-- George Thorogood

#Song #People #Beard

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?
-- Harry Neale

#Beard #Eating #Muskrats

To grow a philosopher's beard.
-- Horace

#Beard #Philosopher #Grows

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.
-- Howard Zinn

#Government #United States #Beard

At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile. I don't see how you do it. One hundred thousand university students marching with you. Toward A necessity which is not love but is a name.
-- Jack Spicer

#Tired #Names #Beard

The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
-- James Beard

#Fall #Beard #Souffle

I dont like myself without a beard.
-- Jamie Dornan

#Beard

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
-- Jerry Lawler

#Wwe #Titles #Beard

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
-- John Greenleaf Whittier

#Romance #Beard #Tradition

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
-- John Hodgman

#Wish #Beard #Firsts