quotes about Santa Claus

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
-- Bil Keane

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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
-- Gene Autry

Source : Song: Here Comes Santa Claus v2

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God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
-- H. L. Mencken

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Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
-- J.R. Ward

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Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.
-- Jim Lovell

Source : Jim Lovell, Jeffrey Kluger (2006). “Apollo 13”, p.55, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
-- Kelley Armstrong

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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
-- Linda Sunshine

Source : Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.25, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
-- Maud Lindsay

Source : Maud Lindsay (2010). “A Story Garden for Little Children”, p.48, Heart of Dixie Publishing

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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
-- Trey Parker

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