Quotes and Sayings About Bathroom

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
-- Adam Rex

#Use #Bathroom #Aliens

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
-- Alanis Morissette

#Doors #Nudists #Bathroom

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
-- Austin Kleon

#Two #People #Bathroom

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?
-- Becca Fitzpatrick

#Girl #Bathroom

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
-- Bette Davis

#Marriage #Secret #Bathroom

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
-- Billy Wilder

#Sleep #Bathroom #Hotel

Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom.
-- C.C. Hunter

#Kids #Bathroom #Needed

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
-- Connie Sellecca

#Girl #Four #Bathroom

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
-- Craig Benzine

#Bathroom

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
-- David Walliams

#Children #Comedy #Bathroom

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Garry Trudeau

#Life Is Like #Bathroom #Break

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- George V

#Godly #Chance #Bathroom

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.
-- Hideo Kojima

#Bathroom #Disneyland

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
-- Isaac Mizrahi

#Beautiful #Style #Bathroom

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.
-- Jen Lancaster

#Running #Believe #Bathroom

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.
-- Jesse Shera

#Bathroom

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.
-- Jessica Zafra

#Home #Too Late #Bathroom

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
-- Johnny Cash

#Heart #Rejection #Bathroom

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
-- Kiefer Sutherland

#Two #Doe #Bathroom

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
-- Kyan Douglas

#Ideas #Feelings #Bathroom

Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.
-- Larissa Ione

#Lying #Looks #Bathroom

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
-- Larry Hagman

#Years #Secret #Bathroom

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women
-- Leah Remini

#Bathroom

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
-- Linda Fiorentino

#Kids #Want #Bathroom

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
-- Margaret Mead

#Peace #Two #Bathroom

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
-- Marlene Dietrich

#Country #House #Bathroom

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
-- Mary McCarthy

#Humanity #Tubs #Bathroom

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
-- Monica Denise Brown

#Keys #Bathroom #Minutes

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
-- Natalie Wood

#Mother #Bathroom #Social Worker

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!
-- Noah Scalin

#Credit #Use #Bathroom