Quotes and Sayings About Asparagus

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots.
-- Alison Sweeney

#Kids #Vegetables #Asparagus

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
-- Curly Howard

#Hair #Cooking #Asparagus

That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that?
-- Deborah King

#Leaving #Asparagus #Buying

my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other.
-- Dorothy Gilman

#Asparagus #Rebellion #Ends

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

#Asparagus #Soup #Comedy

Good luck with your asparagus.
-- Eric Holder

#Good Luck #Luck #Asparagus

Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.
-- Francoise Sagan

#Matter #Taste #Asparagus

Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet
-- Gertrude Stein

#Art #Weather #Asparagus

The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.
-- Louie Gohmert

#Asparagus #Aspersion #Attorney

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
-- Nora Roberts

#Lasers #Asparagus #Bathroom

One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.
-- William Alcott

#Vegetables #Asparagus #Plant