Daniel Nielsen quotes

“Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.”
-- Daniel Nielsen

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“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”

“A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.”

“Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

“Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year.”

“I foresee a great funeral contest over me.”

“When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you realize how precious life is. And you say, "As long as I can walk and I'm healthy, there's always tomorrow."”

“It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because unless you do that, the loved one dies for you again and again.”

Source : Ann-Marie MacDonald (2011). “Fall On Your Knees”, p.487, Simon and Schuster

“My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white.”

“I know that you should always say yes to adventures or you'll lead a very dull life.”

“How should they answer?”