Margaret Smith Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
-- Margaret Smith

#Death #Uncles #Tombstone
“My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Mom #Dad #Drinking
“There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Sassy #Tunnels #Light
“The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Naughty
“I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Running #Memorable #Parent
“If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."”
-- Margaret Smith

#Religion #Said #Mary
“My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Dog #World #Femininity
“Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Humble #May #Nasty
“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Relationship #Tape #Lasts

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