Beth Behrs quotes

  • In today's world, most people are working side jobs while waiting to do what they really want to do.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Jobs #People #Waiting

  • Women have been funny for years.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Years

  • Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Buttons #Comedy

  • My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Girl #College #Ucla

  • Always make sure you have your rent. At the end of the month, if you have to eat Ramen for a week because you wont have your rent money, just do it but make sure your rent is all there so youre not stressing about that. As long as you have your rent at least you have somewhere to live.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Stress #Long #Months

  • Know who you are, because that's how you will be cast at first. Then you can be Meryl Streep further down the road.
    -- Beth Behrs

    #Firsts #Casts #Who You Are

  • A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs and spouses.

  • The death of any man aged 56 is very sad for his widow and family. And no one would deny that Steve Jobs was a brilliant and highly innovative technician, with great business flair and marketing ability.

  • The best compliment was Ben Kingsley coming up to me, putting his hand on the back of my neck, and saying, "Good job, son.".

  • Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'

  • My goal has been to encourage jointness, to push people to think of affiliations rather than to operate as solo entrepreneurs.

  • Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

  • I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.

  • Some people wait constructively; they read or knit. I have watched some truly appalling pieces of needlework take form. Others - I am one of them - abandon all thought and purpose to an uneasy vegetative states.

  • We're all waiting for the opportunity to do big films but you have to wait your turn - unless you get offered something like Twilight when you're 20! Otherwise, you just have to keep slogging away.

  • Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.