Tim Key quotes

Tim Key quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...”
-- Tim Key

#Mcdonalds Quotes #Car Quotes

“I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.”
“The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane. It's pure government policy.”
“McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite.”

Source : "Andy Cohen Got the 411". Bon Appetit interveiw, www.bonappetit.com. May 16, 2012.
“I guess that the salary that they get when they are working with me is, like, it beats working at McDonalds, so it has got some things going for it.”
“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”

Source : "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock". TV Special, 1999.
“My acting career began at age three and my parents got me into it. I was in a McDonald's commercial.”
“I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not.”
“My car's my best friend. My office. My home. My location. I have a very intimate sense when I am in a car with someone next to me. We're in the most comfortable seats because we're not facing each other, but sitting side by side. We don't look at each other, but instead do so only when we want to. We're allowed to look around without appearing rude. We have a big screen in front of us and side views. Silence doesn't seem heavy or difficult. Nobody serves anybody. And many other aspects. One most important thing is that it transports us from one place to another.”

Source : Interview with Geoff Andrew, www.theguardian.com. April 28, 2005.
“My first car was a motorcycle.”
“I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.”

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