Simon Jordan quotes
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“Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.”
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“If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.”
-- Simon JordanSource : "Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan" by Simon Jordan, www.theguardian.com. April 2, 2006.
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“I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.”
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“I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.”
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“In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.”
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“I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.”
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“Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.”
-- Simon JordanSource : "Rommedahl rewards Charlton's patience" by Jon Brodkin, www.theguardian.com. December 5, 2004.
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“What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?”
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“Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.”
-- Simon Jordan
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“My dad means a lot to me. He's the one who put a football in my hands.”
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“As long as I have my legs and commitment to the team, then I'll keep playing.”
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“Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.”
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Source : "'My discoveries weren't any more extensive or alarming than most people's. I just chose to look'". Interview with Antonia Crane, logger.believermag.com. November 5, 2013.
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“Action is the only reality; not only reality, but morality as well.”
Source : Abbie Hoffman (2009). “Revolution for the Hell of It: The Book That Earned Abbie Hoffman a Five-Year Prison Term at the Chicago Conspiracy Trial”, p.9, Da Capo Press
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