Elsa Einstein quotes

  • No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
    -- Elsa Einstein

    #Funny #Husband #Theory

  • [On Einstein:] You cannot analyze him, otherwise you will misjudge him. Such a genius should be irreproachable in every respect. But no, nature doesn't behave like this. Where she gives extravagantly, she takes away extravagantly.
    -- Elsa Einstein

    #Nature #Giving #Genius

  • A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

  • Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.

  • I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

  • I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

  • I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

  • In his fifty-six years he was at times many things, including a fugitive, prisoner, rising politician, army leader, legal advocate, rebel, dictator – perhaps even a god – as well as a husband, father, lover and adulterer. Few fictional heroes have ever done as much as Caius Julius Caesar.

  • The Big Bang theory says nothing about what banged, why it banged, or what happened before it banged.

  • A theory can be proved by experiment; but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory.

  • I know all the theory of everything but when I paint I don't think of anything except the subject and me.

  • Other psychological theories say a good deal about compensation.