Bill Bellamy quotes

  • The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know.
    -- Bill Bellamy

    #Comedy #Knows

  • I think it go serious in college when I found out I really enjoyed making people laugh. It makes me happy. I said, I wanna be a comedian, I wanna get good.' You're not good in the beginning. You're still trying to figure out what the things are that you are going to talk about, what your angle is going to be and there's a lot of trial and error. I just never gave up and that was the beginning of my career. Just experimenting, trying it out and falling in love with it.
    -- Bill Bellamy

    #Falling In Love #College #Thinking

  • 50 Cent is a hero to me because he's overcome so many things. He's been shot nine times and lived. I had a cousin got shot once in the ankle. Dead. I had to go to the funeral. I was mad. Man, you ain't hard! You ain't hard!
    -- Bill Bellamy

    #Cousin #Hero #Men

  • Oh my god, Jenny McCarthy is the coolest chick. She's the kind of girl you can play volleyball with and she's diggin' it out in the dirt. She's the girl that's playing softball - not worrying about breaking a nail. She's out there breaking nails and diving at second. And then, she's going to out-drink you at the bar.
    -- Bill Bellamy

    #Girl #Softball #Volleyball

  • The most difficult thing has definitely been movies. From a comedian's standpoint, you think being real big is the best thing, but with movies, the screen is huge, you're big anyway! Also, coming from a TV personality - MTV was all about high energy and selling the hottest video - I had to learn to [take it down]. A lot of characters I'm playing are not necessarily that kind of guy.
    -- Bill Bellamy

    #Real #Character #Thinking

  • There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

  • My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

  • He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

  • Most modern comedy is crap.

  • When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

  • I like the tragedies way more than the comedies because they're so universal.

  • I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

  • I don't know what the future holds.

  • I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.

  • I know that I reached a point where I wasn't going to let the nonsense happening before me slide anymore.