Chelsea Handler Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. February 25, 1975
Birthday: February 25
Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.
source: Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.246, Simon and Schuster
topic: Airports, Iraq, Pockets, Shotguns, Costa Rica, Airport Security
