Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 22, 1936
Birthday: July 22
I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so old I remember when McDonald's had only sold a hundred burgers." "You win.
source: Tom Robbins (2003). “Still Life with Woodpecker”, p.65, Bantam
topic: Winning, Mcdonalds, Burgers, Last Supper, Sanskrit