Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. June 11, 1976
Birthday: June 11
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.
topic: Dad, Home, Degrees, Love My Dad, I Love My Dad, Macgyver, Duct Tape