Jay Mohr Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.”
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“You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.”
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“She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.”
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“I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.”
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“Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.”
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“I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.”
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“But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.”
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“I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.”
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“I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.”
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“I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.”
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“When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.”
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“Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?”
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“Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.”
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“If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.”
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“If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.”
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“I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.”
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“I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.”
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“I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.”
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“Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.”
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“Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.”
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