Ocupation: Columnist
Life: August 30, 1944 - January 31, 2007
Birthday: August 30
Death: January 31
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day
source: Molly Ivins (2004). “Who Let the Dogs In?: Incredible Political Animals I Have Known”, p.212, Random House
topic: Inspiration, Water, Slips